Posted on August 21, 2008 8:13 AM
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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. Today, in the final chapter of our observational documentary of this Hollywood hopeful, we witness his final challenge -- the American immigration system. His green card has run out, and that is a dilemma no amount of drop-kicks or ninja-punches can solve. Goodbye Klaus. Auf wiedersehn or whatever. Ciao. See you on the laptop screen.
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Posted on August 14, 2008 8:42 AM
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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode, he heads to the hills above Hollywood, where scrub brush and aspiring starlets bask in the sun, to work out with a really mean personal trainer. Warning: episode contains cucumber
masks masques and pushups.
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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode, he attempts to conquer the greatest challenge ever -- his first big Hollywood party. Drinks, hijinks, and embarassing dance moves ensue.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode, he takes his skills to the beach, and encounters a true Hollywood action hero,
Matthias Hues.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre: Super Pretty Action Hero Star
Klaus Pierre: Red Carpet Botox Dreams
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America: Pirate Musical of Epic Fail
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Savate
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting
Point Break and heartbreak
Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode, he faces fearsome beautification trials that would surely deter lesser men, and happens upon a chance encounter with his idol: Keanu Reeves.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre: Red Carpet Botox Dreams
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America: Pirate Musical of Epic Fail
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Savate
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting
Point Break and heartbreak
Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor-waiter-whatever, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode, he faces trials involving botox injections, standup comedy rejections, and attempts to hack his way into an actual red carpet premiere in Hollywood, for great justice.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America: Pirate Musical of Epic Fail
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Savate
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting
Point Break and heartbreak
Posted on March 17, 2008 12:51 AM
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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero -- so the Boing Boing tv crew is doing all we can to help him reach that goal, by forcibly embedding him in superhero training quests. Today, he must sing and swordfight his way through a Pirate Musical, performed in a public park.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Savate
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting
Point Break and heartbreak
Special appearance by BBtv series producer Dana Devonshire; shot by BBtv segment producer Russ Gooberman. Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for music in this episode.
Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. In today's episode he studies Savate -- a sort of French kickboxing that involves boots applied to heads at high velocity. And by that, we mean, he gets his ass kicked.
Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.
Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting
Point Break and heartbreak
Special thanks to George Ruiz (undisputed deadliest man alive), to Nicole Sedmak (4-time Savate Team USA member and former Assaut World Cup Vice-Champion) and to the California Savate Ass'n.
Posted on February 27, 2008 12:00 AM
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If you stand in front of a cafe on Sunset Boulevard with a giant beatbox on your head, will chicks dig you? French/German actor Klaus Pierre explores this enigma, and reflects on the challenges of dating in America.
Klaus aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. We met him in the previous BBtv episode "Point Break and Heartbreak," in which he revealed his devotion to the great Keanu Reeves; then followed him to swordfighting class. Today we learn that becoming a great action hero isn't all about the fight -- it's about pickup lines, too.
Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for music in this episode.
Posted on February 19, 2008 12:40 AM
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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. We met Klaus in the previous BBtv episode "
Point Break and Heartbreak," in which he revealed his devotion to the great Keanu Reeves; today, Klaus studies broadsword combat, in hopes of conquering the RenFaire circuit and moving every zig for great justice. But breaking through to true action hero stardom requires endurance, dedication, talent, and Keanu Reeves underwear -- guess which one out of four Klaus actually has.
Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for their song, "Bloodwings," in this episode. Their rockin'/scary-ass album, "Death, and the Company You Keep" came out a few months ago, and may lead to involuntary Satanic hand-gestures in unsuspecting listeners.
Thanks also to the sword school Academy of Arms.
Posted on February 4, 2008 12:00 AM
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Each weekend at a bar in downtown LA, actors and audience
gather to re-create the 1991 action-schlock cult classic
Point Break (which starred
Keanu Reeves and
Patrick Swayze). Today on Boing Boing tv, we follow the quest of one lone German/French actor to find fame and greatness through the "
Point Break Live" reality-play competition.
Special thanks to Klaus Pierre for enduring such tragedy and humiliation for the sake of Boing Boing tv. You'll always be Johnny Utah to us, old pal.
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