BBtv is launching a series of episodes featuring author, PC, and minor television personality John Hodgman, as the world waits breathlessly for the launch of his new book, MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE . We have read it, dear viewer, and it is splendid.
Today, the debut installment of Boing Boing tv’s SPAMASTERPIECE THEATER, which Hodgman himself describes as the dramatization of “true tale[s] of romance, adventure, infamy, and low-cost prescription drugs, all culled from the reams of actual, unsolicited emails, received here by us and people like you — what we call SPAM.”
We’ll be releasing more of these in the coming weeks. Each one is composed exclusively of actual, unadulterated, unsolicited email. Like virtual raw foodists, we would not think of cooking perfect fruit that falls so gracefully from the internet’s tree of life.
We hope you enjoy. { fade to black, fade in Hodgman in the library chair, surrounded by spam ephemera}
A note from our musical director: The adaptation of Jean-Joseph Mouret‘s “Rondeau: Fanfare” (1735) which opens today’s episode was remixed in flagrante 8-bit by Hamhocks Buttermilk Johnson.



It’s all in the eyebrows.
Oh, how right you are sir.
Hey, that’s my ol’ buddy Ralph, the Swimming Pig, featured at 1:36! Go, Ralph!
Do you accept submissions? I’ve saved some of the better examples I’ve received over the years.
@ELISD, indeed we do! you may send them to me at xeni at xeni dot net, with SPAMASTERPIECE THEATER in the subject line.