Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America: Pirate Musical of Epic Fail

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Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero -- so the Boing Boing tv crew is doing all we can to help him reach that goal, by forcibly embedding him in superhero training quests. Today, he must sing and swordfight his way through a Pirate Musical, performed in a public park.

Previous Klaus Pierre episodes on BBtv:

Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Savate

Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America at Coffee Shop.

Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero in Training in America, studies Swordfighting

Point Break and heartbreak

Special appearance by BBtv series producer Dana Devonshire; shot by BBtv segment producer Russ Gooberman. Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for music in this episode.

[#1 posted by Maurik , March 17, 2008 5:55 AM]

I'm starting to doubt whether this is scripted. :|

[#2 posted by Fran Six , March 17, 2008 8:34 AM]

Hi, do you think we can have zees fellowe make a cameo at channel747.com?

[#3 posted by David Carroll , March 17, 2008 9:33 AM]

Frank Six (#2): I am beginning to think that Tom Green is the new "hardest working man in show business".

P.S. IANAHM but I would suggest that you get your own damn Klaus! :)

[#4 posted by 110rdr33f4 , March 17, 2008 9:54 AM]

This is getting downright sad.

[#5 posted by zeta , March 17, 2008 10:14 AM]

Why does he insist to be german? He is obviously french and I have yet to hear one real german word (Spruedelwasser! Klaus Spruedelfisch? What is that even supposed to mean?). By the way: In the middle ages there were lots of german pirates in the north- and beltic sea.

[#6 posted by Antinous , March 17, 2008 12:32 PM]

Klaus Pierre is 'tarento'. He'd be huge in Japan.

[#7 posted by punctiliouspig , March 17, 2008 6:07 PM]

What the hell, BoingBoing? Did you lose une bet?

[#8 posted by Waterlilygirl , April 4, 2008 1:08 PM]

I love Klaus. I want more Klaus. I like them handsome and crazy!

[#9 posted by Anonymous , June 30, 2008 1:17 AM]

totally agree with #8!

Klaus is the best!!! :D I can't stop laughing, thanks for the whole set :)

[#10 posted by wolfiesma , December 15, 2008 2:43 PM]

I think he's got the looks and energy to be a fine actor on stage or screen. He's absolutely right, the clothes and set design are really lacking. At least someone could have ironed the shirt. The playscape is just humiliating.