"Turkey Wrap": holiday geek crunk from BBtv.
For your holiday week enjoyment -- "Turkey Wrap," a Thanksgiving crunk original from BBtv, by Lil' Gizzard with Hen-essey. (oh, alright: music composed by BBtv editor Laura Lopez, lyrics by BBtv segment producer Russ Gooberman, performed by Russ and Xeni, video edited by Elana Eli and Laura Lopez. This atrocity was the brainchild of BBtv Exec. Producer Asa Greenberg).
MP3 Link to "radio edit," cusswords bleeped.
MP3 Link to version with cusswords.
Complete lyrics after the jump.
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TURKEY WRAP
I'm a wild turkey
Who's running from the man
Gonna make yo ass tired
With all my Tryptophan
Gobble, Gobble, Motherf**ker
Tur-key!
Tur-key!
Tur-key!
Loo, loo, loo and all the hens say "Yeah."
Yeah.
Yeah.
So much cranberry sauce,
You'll need a orthodontist
Come sit on my lap
And be my Ho-Cahontas.
Yeah.
Gobble, Gobble, Motherf**ker
Gobble, Gobble, Motherf**ker
Turk-key
I take a breast and a thigh,
You like my dark meat
Let me give you some stuffing
as a very special treat.
Yeah.
Turk-key
Tur-key!
Tur-key!
Loo loo loo, and all the hens say yeah!
Yeah.
I'm gonna baste your innards
Take the temperature high
You'll want my creamed corn
and I'll eat your pumpkin pie
Yeah
Gobble, Gobble, Motherf**ker.
I Ain't finger licken'
Like no chicken
Tur-key!
Loo, loo, loo and all the hens say "Yeah."
Tur-key!
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Henny Penny, Lucky Ducky and Goosey Loosey want to wish everyone at boingboing and all their readers a "Happy Thankgiving!"
Turkey Lurkey says "Go to Hell!"
OMG, that's adorable.
I smell novelty record deal! Get to work on the X-mess number now.
Happy Trypotophanic Coma Day to the bbtv crew and mutant ball-bouncers everywhere.
Brilliant!
Nicely done, and thanks for the Tofurkey shot in there! Of course you young 'uns may not realize this, but any self-respecting veg[etari]?an should be spending hours this week making their own tofu turkey from scratch. Back when I turned vegan, we didn't have Tofurkey, we didn't even have tofu! We ate twigs, bark, and dirt! Rocks for breakfast, air for dessert -- if we were lucky! Nowadays you can just go to the store and get Tofurkey out of the freezer? It's a sorry state of affairs.... And GET OFF MY LAWN!
I assume Xeni does the "Yeahs". They're awesome. =) But what's up with the censorship? I don't get it, why is the music bleeped while the lyrics are not? Anyway, I'd like to say that although this is my first BB comment ever, I've been a BBtv fan since day one, and I'm also a long time BB fan. Greetings to the entire BB crew! ;)
That was awesome. Is a non-radio-edit version forthcoming?
@waugsqueke, post updated to include link to uncensored version! Here it is:
MP3 Link.
Scary. Please refrain from ruining my Christmas. Also, please get the author's names back in to the RSS feed!
@ Pepik: In the words of The 2000 Year Old Man, "Did you know that many parts of a pine cone are edible? And that pussywillows make a lovely dessert?"
Xeni, fantastic. Merci and happy t-day.
And happy thanksgiving to you, motherfcker!
Gobble, gobble.
Awesome vid, was going through my head all day, and I also managed to drive my Fiancee nuts with random bursts of ``Yeah... Yeah...''
Thanks again, and I hope you all had a great T-day!
License Farm, that joke of Mel Brooks's was a riff on Euell Gibbons, a wild foods maven whose first book, Stalking the Wild Asparagus, came out in the early 60s. His two most famous lines were "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like wild hickory nuts," and "Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible."
I don't recall him recommending pussy willows for dessert, but he did like eating cattails.